Every card hides a rhyme.
Find it before the sand runs out.
One wild scene per card. Two things inside it rhyme. No categories, no clues — just your eyes, your brain, and sixty seconds of sand.
“Mona Lisa Eating Pizza,” after Leonardo, c. 1503–2026. She waited five hundred years for a slice.
Three steps. Zero mercy.
Look
Everyone gets a card face down. The dealer flips the sand timer — look at your card. It's one full scene hiding exactly two things that rhyme.
Crack the rhyme
A Moose Drinking Juice. Secretly write down the Rhymage — the whole phrase. When time's up the dealer shouts “Switch!” and every card passes clockwise.
Beat the sand
Sixty seconds per card until everyone's seen them all. The fewer players who crack a card, the more it's worth — and matching the Answer Key verbatim earns a bonus point.
Don't take our word for it.
Play a card.
Three cards made just for this page — none are in the deck, so nothing gets spoiled. Fair warning: these run harder than the samples above.
240 cards. One box.
Zero quiet game nights.
Everything you need for laughs and lightning-fast rhymes.
Rhymage Cards
Eight color-coded decks of wild scenes on thick, shuffle-proof stock. Every card hides exactly one Rhymage.
Sand Timer
Sixty seconds of pure pressure per card. Crack the rhyme before the sand runs out — or hear the whole table groan at the answer.
Answer Key Cards
The official word on every Rhymage. Match it verbatim and earn the bonus point. Settles every argument — mostly.
Rules & Scorepad
Learn it in two minutes with the instruction sheet, then tally the chaos on the scorepad. Built for game nights, road trips, and holidays.
What playtesters are saying
Real reactions from our beta game nights.
"Getting teenagers to unplug is tough, but this game had everyone yelling across the table. Figuring out the hidden rhymes gets incredibly competitive. Total chaos in the best way possible!"
"We brought this over a friend's house for couples night. That moment when your buzzed brain finally connects the dots is incredible. It's so funny to see what people will come up with."
"Our family loves to try new games and this one was a hit. It takes a moment to "get" it, but once you do, it's so addicting. Also creates the funniest arguments. We played for an hour straight. ORDER IT."
Gather 'Round the Table.
We're Crunch Family Games — from Clarkston, Michigan. Our best memories are gathered around a table: laughing, competing, trying to out-smart each other. For as long as we can remember, we've talked about making a game of our own.
Mona Lisa Eating Pizza is that someday. It's our first game, and every pre-order helps us print more copies and keep chasing this thing. First Edition boxes get a sticker and a handwritten thank-you — because you were here at the beginning.
— The Crunch Family Games Team
Reserve your First Edition
- ✦ Free shipping — no code needed
- ✦ First Edition sticker on every box
- ✦ Handwritten thank-you from our family
- ✦ Full refund anytime before your order ships
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Only 5,000 First Edition copies will exist
