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Mona Lisa Eating Pizza Card Game — Pre-Order First Edition

Mona Lisa Eating Pizza Card Game — Pre-Order First Edition

Regular price $24.99 USD
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The game that makes your brain hurt — in the best way.

Every card shows one wildly funny scene. Hidden somewhere inside it, two things rhyme. A moose… drinking juice. That's a Rhymage — and your job is to find it before the sand timer runs out.

No categories. No clues. No reading required once you know the rules. Just fast eyes, faster brains, and the moment someone yells the answer and the whole table loses it.

what's in the box
  • 200 Rhymage cards across 8 color-coded decks
  • 40 Answer Key cards — match them verbatim for a bonus point
  • 1-minute sand timer
  • Scorepad with score sheets
  • Rules you'll learn in 2 minutes
how a game works

Look at your card, secretly write down the Rhymage, and pass clockwise when the dealer shouts "Switch!" Points scale with difficulty — the fewer people who crack a card, the more it's worth. Five rounds, then a 60-second speed round where everything doubles. Highest score wins bragging rights.

2–5 players (6–10 with two decks or teams) 30–45 min Ages 14+
presale — first edition ships fall 2026

We're Crunch Family Games — a father and two sons from Clarkston, Michigan, and this is our first game. Only 5,000 First Edition copies are being printed.

  • Your card is charged today; your copy ships Fall 2026
  • Free shipping — no code needed
  • First Edition sticker + handwritten thank-you in every box
  • Change your mind? Full refund anytime before your order ships. Email us and it's done.
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